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He’s afraid someone will fuss,

Attracted to the lower end of “plus…”

Semi-wide hips

Bring smiles to his lips,

Too much fat and he’s gone on the bus!

He bought into

A certain beauty school…

Breast size doesn’t matter

As long as they are no fatter,

He hates when he is fooled.

Unfortunately for him

Most women want thinner than him…

I’m sure he’s nice

But most don’t look twice,

His dating prospects were grim.

–Jonathan Caswell