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SWIMSUIT AND LINGERIE SALES

SWIMSUIT AND LINGERIE SALES

The hubby saw twinkling eyes,

Awaiting something he buys…

If he were able

Suggestions on the table

Would do for a Springtime “surprise!”

—Jonathan Caswell

THESE MODERN PARTIES!!!!

THESE MODERN PARTIES!!!

 

One girl friend he’d known was a hottie,

Who invited him to a “pahtee”…*

To buy lingerie

So modeled (no way!),

Seeing girls in their unders was naughty!

Twas easier if it’s just hers,

Afterall, she’s the one he prefers…

Seeing others up-close

Seemed a little too gross,

Would he be expected to model in turn?

 

–Jonathan Caswell

* The word is spelled “party”…but pronounced “pah-tee” in some local dialects…like in Southern Massachusetts!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

VALENTINE CARDS

VALENTINE CARDS

What’s the next shopping holiday
Judging by grocery stores
Who put and sold off the Christmas array…
Impressing Standard and Poor’s?

Martin Luther King Day, the twenty-first
Of January doesn’t sell
That many goodies, though perhaps it should…
Ignoring it may not bode well.

No, Valentine’s Day is the next money-maker
With pink-packaged candy and cards…
Those lingerie sets must give a guy fits,
As tough to remove as leotards!

—Jonathan Caswell