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AVAST, YE MATIES!!!

AVAST, YE MATIES!!!!

He’s looking so shop-worn,

The man has not yet shorn…

His razor broke

Before he spoke,

So he couldn’t shave this morn.

Old “Redbeard” is going grey

And wants not to stay that way…

Hair coloring he won’t

And wig-wearing remote,

So he shaved it all off today!

–Jonathan Caswell