WE DIDN’T HAVE BOILED DINNER!
While honoring the Irish, alas,
We’re prone to too much gas…
And acid reflux
Too easily bucks,
The resulting looseness is crass.
My wife and I have foregone
Boiled dinner to feast upon…
The salt alone
We shouldn’t bring home,
‘Though tasty, we’re better off with none!
We salute our Irish ancestors,
Of which are just mine that we’re aware…
But having boiled dinner–we don’t dare!