How is it that often TV
Programs are made to be…
Watched by women-kind,
It boggles the mind
How oft they concern you and me!
Guys often prefer about “things”,
And less how a family clings…
Learning to grow
In each other’s shadow,
A guy wants to see girls with wings.
I’m not saying guys don’t care
About how their families fare…
Just saying ‘thats’
“We be” different cats,
Preferring how to make tables square!
I’m hiding from a western right now…
Where an orphan is befriended to know,
His death-row Dad
Wasn’t totally bad…
In hopes that stolen money will show.
I gotta use the vacuum,
So I’d better sneak back to the room…
Before I’m caught
For services sought,
And am hit with a fry pan or broom!*
*Just kidding–my wife and I made a solemn promise to each other to never hit each other…and it has held for 24 years now…no matter how tempting at the time! 🙂