(graphic borrowed from https://dorkchopsworld.wordpress.com/ –the blog post of the same name!)
This guy isn’t really a beauty,
He’s a man who sometimes shirks duty…
His depression is real
Making decisions a little loopy.
Self-care a big bugaboo,
Neglecting helpful things to do…
Mega dry skin–
Lotioning has been
Something he rarely will do.
Some things like book delivery
Or consigned selling that he…
Asked about months ago
Move rather slow,
But the stuff moves occasionally.
If he hits a mental brick wall,
Not much will get done at all…
His model train
Needs work again,
But his strategy is to stall.
He is, however investing
In additions that sound interesting…
Like J. Paul Getty
He’s getting ready,
But the bank card really needs resting!
Often putting off the doctor,
His wife has to encourage and proctor…
His taking care
Of his needs there,
At times he’s been so mad he could have clocked her!