Tag Archives: money

ATM REPRISE

ATM REPRISE

 

What’s with this need for reprise,

He has not written yet these…

Repairmen we’d say

Can scarce get away,

Before they come back on their knees.

I overheard a weak signal

Was the reason our box won’t jingle…

It won’t give cash

For employee’s bash,

It’s hard without money to mingle!

He’s been here nearly an hour

Trying to avoid contracts soured…

With any luck

He’ll get it unstuck,

So ATM business can flower!!!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

MEDICAL THINGS

MEDICAL THINGS

(Adult Subject Matter)

The problem with a medical thing

Is that it must be tried…

Except for certain exceptions,

Major funds oft must be supplied.

Certain men’s problems that will be unnamed,

‘Though the commercials are all around…

May require first buying the thing

Before finding out if it’s sound.

Alas, unless as a special case,

Or health insurance will pay…

One cannot obtain a mere practice run

Without throwing money away?

–Jonathan Caswell

BLACK FRIDAY

BLACK FRIDAY

 

Black Friday is black

Because there are no lack…

Of shoppers with money

Making eyes moist and runny,

Of those who would have investments pay them back!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

(blogs.sos.wa.gov)