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WHAT ABOUT THIS STUFF?

WHAT ABOUT THIS STUFF?

The cold medicines today

Don’t have the power to sway…

Lessen nose drip,

No longer equipped

To take those sniffles away.

The stuff behind the counter

Doesn’t work any better as bouncer…

Of post-nasal blahs

Probably because

I’m less sensitive per ounce…er.

Woe is me this year,

I won’t find relief I fear…

If nothing works

But a nasal spray twerks,

I’ll do that to get myself clear!

–Jonathan Caswell