THE HOME ADVANTAGE
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Goose family won’t stay
With transients who’ll fly away…
Transients eat grassy
Morsels that taste nasty,
The family waddles away!
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Home advantage is knowing
Where tastier grass is growing…
Near the back gate
Is grass they ate,
Keeps their stomachs from groaning!
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Transients do fly away,
Finding less anti-goose spray…
The family’s secure
And will endure
Despite being chased away.
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 