To work in Security,
To be nervous must be a key…
Drumming the desk
And all the rest
Of habits that AGGRAVATE me.
A little soft drumming’s okay,
But full orchestration?—-NO WAY!
If their bygone hope is
Accompanying Jennifer Lopez,
Then working here just isn’t the way.
Whomever checks the camera has fun,
Checking out the bad habits of each one…
Riding “horsey” and rocking
On a chair that’s breaking,
After a month or two of what’s done!
Gum-snapping, my teacher’s heart says,
Should be for teenagers’ plays…
One or two do,
Should be old enough, too,
To save that for off duty days.
And what do I do in the shuffle,
By a staircase my nose
There are quite a few feathers I can ruffle!