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DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?

DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?

The Missus caught him slick,

Suggesting a fine picnic…

Sores on his foot

Made swimming no good,

‘Though she thought of walking in quick.

They’ll get a sandwich or two

with cottage cheese to smooth…

Out the upset

They expected to get

When fireworks goes BOOM!!!!

–Jonathan Caswell