REDHEADS ARE ANIMALS!
Squirreling away for a rainy day,
They’ll take nuts over you…
Redheads prefer the active way
Or at least we are told they do.
Ears pick up at the mention of treats
Scattered around the yard…
Gotta remember where they’ve buried the nuts,
Winters can be very hard.
I’d love a cute redhead to help keep me warm
But I’ll first have to ask my wife….
But a redheaded squirrel is not what I need,
No way, no how, not on your life!