Tag Archives: O.U.I.



Of coffee I’m aware,

I like it strong when it’s there…

Espresso shots six

My current fix,

To yawning beyond repair!

I know they say that’s bad,

Shocking to the system a tad…

Must stay awake

And no nap take

For losing the job would be sad.

I’ll have mine black and mean,

 Or with creamer, milk or cream…

Just keep it dry,

I’m a teetotaler guy,

On O.U.I. I’m not keen!

–Jonathan Caswell

O.U.I….Operating Under the Influence…an actual moter vehicle charge.