A radio ad often run
This neck of the woods for fun…
Exterminator
With a mouse translator,
Saying mice…are like everyone!
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Mouse claims he’s just like you,
Running around for something to chew…
He stays warm
Doing clothes harm,
Or by insulation he’ll hew.
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This mouse says he is polite,
Leaves calling cards by night…
Which he likes to do
‘Cause he’s “just like you,”
You SHOULD think his entry delight!
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Got up early from bed,
This ad rolling round in my head…
By the lamp light
A mouse ran in fright,
Was just as the ad…said!
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He ran from our back room to closet,
And no–I saw no deposit…
And then he went zoom
Into the living room,
No way that I could stop it.
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I hope the guy’s poor at craps,
Maintenance put out the traps…
I hope there’s just one
Then it’s done,
Our clutter comes out from under wraps!
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–Jonathan Caswell
