He’s not trying to complain,
But his new pill box isn’t the same…
His old one opened
To the right–he was hoping
That the new one would open the same!
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The new one’s spaces are bigger,
But opening to the left he can’t figure…
Must be a leftie tray
They were giving away,
It’s strange but he won’t snigger.
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Nurses fill them differently,
On dosage they disagree…
He thinks it’s half
Of what he needs–they laugh–
The orders they have disagree!
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 