HOPE THE SKUNK’S SURPRISED!

HOPE THE SKUNK’S SURPRISED!

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Out the door went two guys,

Who claimed they wanted to find…

Themselves a skunk,

Put him in a trunk

And give to a neighbor—SURPRISE!

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–Jonathan Caswell

THE SINGING GUARD

THE SINGING GUARD…REVEALED

 

I am the singing Guard,

That would be on my business card…

Except for one

For whom I’d not done,

Anything avant-garde.

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This evening, a “Hello” in tune,

She grasped a well-pitched commune…

Said I should hold back

So she could backtrack

And get out the door really soon!

 

–Jonathan Caswell