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HOW ENVIRONMENTALLY SOUND?

HOW ENVIRONMENTALLY SOUND?

 

Paper towels bought on the cheap,

How does it make sense to reap…

Using paper that’s bleached–

Wouldn’t this be impeached?

Affecting the woodland deep?

Reusable chlorine may be able

To not over-affect a water table…

Does unbleached cost more,

Then what is it for,

Is the market that unstable?

“Brown” toilet paper I’ve seen,

In a doctor’s office for getting clean…

But businesses all around

Suddenly changed from brown

To white paper towels, or is it me…!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

 

NEAR END OF THE SHIFT

NEAR THE END OF (THIS) SHIFT:

(To: The “CRACKER JACK” theme)

 

What do you want when you spill cold coffee,

And it gets on the desk….

All over the floor…

And part way down your pants—

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

A super-soaking paper towel to clean up the mess….

THAT’S WHAT YOU GET

Before you go!  🙂

 

–Jonathan Caswell