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“NEW” BUMPER STICKER

“NEW” BUMPER STICKER

 

Was walking through the lot

And saw what one driver got….

A “WHO RESCUED WHO?”

Sign in white and blue,

On a favored rear door spot.

Surrounding the words, a paw,

Outlined in white to draw…

Attention to the phrasing

Suggesting amazing

Things happened in pet adoption they laud.

I thought (silly me) it was “cat”

But on the way out, saw that…

The paw was a dog’s

Not the cat I’d logged,

But the concept applies also to that.

I think the second “who” should be “whom”

And I hope good grammar’s assumed…

To be not an aside

When pointing with pride

To the therapy of a pet for whom…you make room!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

IT FIGURES!!!!!!

IT FIGURES!!!!!!

I just got a bit of news,

It is a pleasant shock…

My reading of the Pet Contract

And what it says…is croc.

WE DON’T NEED THREE HUNDRED

DOLLARS to get a cat…

Security deposit is enough,

My wife will flip her hat!!!!

I’m glad I stopped to talk

To Daria today…

It will be “tight,”

But we CAN adopt—HOORAY!!!!!!   🙂

–Jonathan Caswell

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