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TOOTING THE HORN

TOOTING THE HORN!

 

Eating veggies and fruit

Leads to more frequent “toot”….

Air freshener cans

Sprayed on command

Preserve a sensitive snoot.

In open air the easier one breathes

With the help of a gentle breeze…

Folks call them pews

After baked bean chews,

That can bring guys laughing to their knees!

 

–Jonathan Caswell