IT’S “COMING TO A HEADER”

To please the intent of the wife,

He opted extending his life…

Less women real

And of sex appeal.

But pictures of trains are rife!

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–J.E.C.

WHY HE FLUNKED THE TEST

He can do all things through Christ,

And so his wife was surprised…

He didn’t go

After wanting so,

That’s why he did early rise!

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Come to find out he,

Ate too lightly…

Did a protein lag

Make ardor sag ,

So he wouldn’t go quietly?

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Then it was too late,

He failed that  date…

Doing more

Helping with chores,

His wife likes, at any rate!

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He wonders why he fails,

In self-attacking “fails”…

With his history

Stronger should be,

Forgiven, his spirit wails.

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–Jonathan Caswell