Tag Archives: plowman

SCRAPING…THE PARKING LOT ICE

SCRAPING…THE PARKING LOT ICE

The plowman came ’round seven PM,

To scrape down the ice in the lot…

I hear him out there doing his best

Not sure of the progress he’s got.

For the time to scrape it was during the day,

When things were warmer and loose…

It’s already freezing up anyway

And the ice is more solid than a moose.

Hit one (the moose) and see,

You then will believe me…

The ice is tougher when the sun goes down

I’m sure you see that easily!

Of course, when the parking lot’s full,

Everyone┬áis at work and it’s hard…

To do an en mass car pull

And then quickly clean the yard.

–Jonathan Caswell

SNOW PLOWMAN’S LIMERICK

SNOW PLOWMAN’S LIMERICK

A snowplow guy I know,

Thinks we’re due more snow…

He regularly prays

For work that pays

When snowfall forecasts grow!

–Jonathan Caswell