CANDLE BURNING
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Candles burning mean fire,
The fire of our desire…
That single wick
Has a nasty trick
Of burning down when you retire.
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My problem gentle friends,
Is I burn it from both ends…
When dual-fired
I get extra tired,
How much sleep–that depends!
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A two-ended candle is weird,
Health effects of it feared…
Little rest
Functions not the best,
An illness invitational appears!
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 