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SATURDAY NIGHT WORRIES

SATURDAY NIGHT WORRIES

Attending church while passing gas,

If loudly, is that not crass?…

Might be best

To take a rest,

Letting the problem pass!

Might look funny sitting outside,

The doors  letting smell ride…

Upon a breeze

(AWAY from us, please!).

Keeping my stench outside.

Am out of anti-gas, mate,

Even having some…now it’s too late…

The ordeal has begun–

I’m the guilty one–

Too much and roughage I ate!

–Jonathan Caswell