Tag Archives: potato skins

STUFFED POTATO SKINS!

He’s eating them cold, of course,

This gastronomic tour de force…

‘Tator skins

Cheese and bacon,

Heating too much of a chore!

–J.E.C.

JOSHUA BUILT UP THOSE

JOSHUA BUILT UP THOSE..

(Tune: “JOSHUA¬†FIT THE BATTLE OF JERICHO…”)

Joshua built up

potato skins,potato skins, potato skins…

Joshua built up

potato skins”’

For something good to eat!

Joshua mixed some

Onion dip, onion dip,onion dip,

Joshua mixed some onion dip…

with crackers it’s complete!

Joshua roasted

a turkey tom, a turkey tom, a turkey tom…

Joshua roasted a turkey tom,

‘Though it was really tough meat!

Joshua built

a fruit compote, a fruit compote, a fruit compote…

Joshua built a

Fruit compote…

So the meal had something sweet.

–Jonathan Caswell

“TIC-TAC” TIME!

“TIC-TAC” TIME!

She came to inquire

From all the way down a long hall,

Had anyone eaten garlic,

The strength of it wasn’t small…

I’d had lasagna for supper

And potato skins on the side,

Garlic bread wasn’t eaten…

Is that where the smell resides?

Out came the Tic-Tacs to

Sweeten the pronounced odor,

That hallway runs through two buildings–

A long distance, for sure…

The smell wasn’t unpleasant

For one who ate good stuff,

But sensing my presence from two blocks away

Sure is more than enough!

–Jonathan Caswell