BACHELOR PAD

BACHELOR PAD

 

The resident bachelor

Needed a place to bunk….

The water hose casing was conscience-raising,

But privacy there was sunk.

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Under the old guard shed

Was a space that’ll suit just fine…

A place to lay one’s head,

‘Til the ten PM waking time!

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Best of all, he won’t be disturbed

While taking his long beauty nap…

No one dares look underneath the shed

For fear of a skunk-odored ZAP!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

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SOME THINGS ARE TOO MUCH!

SOME THINGS ARE TOO MUCH FOR A MAN TO HANDLE!

 

My then-girlfriend invited me

To a party for lingerie…

Although it might have been interesting,

I chose to stay away.

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It wasn’t the prospect of underwear

Being modeled that gave me pause…

Or maybe it was the privacy

Issue a major cause.

–Jonathan Caswell