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BACHELOR PAD

BACHELOR PAD

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The resident bachelor

Needed a place to bunk….

The water hose casing was conscience-raising,

But privacy thereย was sunk.

Under the old guard shed

Was a space that’ll suit just fine…

A place to lay one’s head,

‘Til the ten PM waking time!

Best of all, he won’t be disturbed

While taking his long beauty nap…

No one dares look underneath the shed

For fear of a skunk-odored ZAP!

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–Jonathan Caswell

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SOME THINGS ARE TOO MUCH!

SOME THINGS ARE TOO MUCH FOR A MAN TO HANDLE!

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My then-girlfriend invited me

To a party for lingerie…

Although it might have been interesting,

I chose to stay away.

It wasn’t the prospect of underwear

Being modeled that gave me pause…

Or maybe it was the privacy

Issue a major cause.

–Jonathan Caswell

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