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POSITIVELY PUDGY

POSITIVELY PUDGY

Americans are overweight
Despite all of our health debate…
We’re married to starch,
Sugar and parched
By sodas that don’t our thirst slake.

The one advantage to our bloat,
Beyond ability to float…
Is that we crack ice
Underneath so nice,
It melts faster under its snow coat!

—Jonathan Caswell