Those mermaids on his mind,
Figures dearly defined…
Some seem real
With gender appeal,
Others not so well lined.
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Funny, those ones in the field,
Rarely have such appeal…
He’s seen film clips
Claiming it’s,
A real one–that looks like a seal!
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Still he wonders why
Certain women don’t at least try…
Wearing a tail
On an aquatic trail,
(A new business tells us why!)
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 