MERMAID FANCIES
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Far from a mere manatee
Mermaids appeal endlessly…
To men on the waves
That sanity saves
Providing female fantasy.
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‘Though the style was once more obese,
The interest of this kind never ceased…
Adolescents too
Experience anew
What helped sailors find some piece.
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He remembered a fantasy groovy
Influenced by a W.C. Fields movie….
With a voluptuous vamp
Disturbing the camp
Of Olympian athletes moody.
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Combined with a mermaid slinky
His adolescent mind edged toward kinky…
It wasn’t X-rated
But clearly demonstrated
His fantasy required some hard thinking.
–Jonathan Caswell
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By the Mighty Mumford 