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MEMORIAL DAY COMETH

MEMORIAL DAY COMETH!

(Tune of CHRISTMAS IS COMING)

Memorial Day comes,

Are you ready for the sales,

AA time at which a salesclerk quails….

If you cannot find a sales clerk, a cashier will do…

If you cannot find some cashier help,

God Bless you!

–Jonathan Caswell