Tag Archives: sandwiches

SWISS ON PEANUT BUTTER

Peanut butter on Swiss,

Whole grain bread–can’t miss–

Nutritious delight

Kept out of sight,

I’ll give you a bite for a kiss!

I know you can hardly speak,

We’ll be having this for a week…

Now don’t you fret

It’s not all we’ll “et”,

We’ve got hummus and roast beef!

–Jonathan Caswell

TO DO TANKA

TO DO TANKA

(TAKES TWO—ONE TO¬†WRITE AND MANY MORE TO READ AND APPLAUD!!!!)

Busted mustard pouch,

Hot dog complains it’s too hot…

Cool down mustard pouch

In the microwave both went,

Hot mustard was never meant!

Pastrami and cheese,

Make it provolone, yes please!

Made fresh just for you!

Got it from a display case,

Freshly made this week on base.

Foodies let’s unite,

Find something special to bite…

Sandwiches preferred!

Tiny seeds all over desk,

Now I’ll clean up all this mess!

–Jonathan Caswell

DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?

DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?

The Missus caught him slick,

Suggesting a fine picnic…

Sores on his foot

Made swimming no good,

‘Though she thought of walking in quick.

They’ll get a sandwich or two

with cottage cheese to smooth…

Out the upset

They expected to get

When fireworks goes BOOM!!!!

–Jonathan Caswell