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THE CHAMBER POT SQUAT?

(IMAGE Courtesy “Squatty Potty”)

THE CHAMBER POT SQUAT?

(This is not a product endorsement.)

The radio claimed “SQUATTY POTTY”

Was much better for one’s body…

Elimination by squat

Healthier than not,

Compared to a sit-down potty!

The announcer claimed over time

Squatting and our bodies did fine…

But when we sat

Began troubles that,

Would cost us quite a dime.

His answer for his family,

Was to use the squat, trouble free…

The natural pose

Helped easily dispose

Of all the junk internally!

So listen for the ad as described,

Don’t wait for the benefits derived….

Write your plot

With benefits of squat,

Be glad that you’re still alive!

–Jonathan Caswell

THAT LIMERICK BEAST

THAT LIMERICK BEAST

Limericks tend to be pithy

In subjects somewhat iffy…

If this offends

Before this ends

I’ll have one more in a jiffy!

Sarcasm, satire and jest

Suit the limerick best…

If ya can’t take a joke

Then be a good bloke

And pass it on to the rest.

–Jonathan Caswell