STEM TO STERN
He’s having a hunch
That eating breakfast at lunch…
Doesn’t help evenings
‘Cause he’ll eat the leavings
Of others with something to munch.
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The schedule’s gotten all twisted,
And work is now unassisted…
The glories of work
Are developing quirks
That are increasingly resisting!
–Jonathan Caswell
(NERAIL)
WHY ALWAYS ON SUNDAY?
Sunday is coming–Eastern Standard time
Is coming back on that morning too…
Why always Sunday to adjust the time,
Are Christians the least violent crew?
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I wouldn’t suggest it during Ramadan,
Or during Roshashanah….
Monday Night football would be just great,
Commercial revenue’d go up!
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I guess Sunday is the least innocuous choice,
The least number of folks are disturbed…
The number of people in church with no voice
is why this practice won’t be curbed.
—Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 