Tag Archives: schedules disturbed

STEM TO STERN

STEM TO STERN

He’s having a hunch

That eating breakfast at lunch…

Doesn’t help evenings

‘Cause he’ll eat the leavingspizza

Of others with something to munch.

The schedule’s gotten all twisted,

And work is now unassisted…

The glories of work

Are developing quirks

That are increasingly resisting!

–Jonathan Caswell

WHY ALWAYS ON SUNDAY?

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WHY ALWAYS ON SUNDAY?

Sunday is coming–Eastern Standard time

Is coming back on that morning too…

Why always Sunday to adjust the time,

Are Christians the least violent crew?

I wouldn’t suggest it during Ramadan,

Or during Roshashanah….

Monday Night football would be just great,

Commercial revenue’d go up!

I guess Sunday is the least innocuous choice,

The least number of folks are disturbed…

The number of people in church with no voice

is why this practice won’t be curbed.

—Jonathan Caswell