Tag Archives: screaming

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE 2016 (FIRST ONE!)

Because of work, can’t watch,

They might be evenly matched…

Not much screaming

But lots of scheming,

Especially low-level attacks!

–Jonathan Caswell

EARLY PAYDAY MORNING!

EARLY PAYDAY MORNING!

Early payday morning

And the money’s already spent…

Must review accounting

To find where it all went.

Living paycheck-to-paycheck

Is hardly the American dream…

If  government doesn’t  ACT like they care

I think I’m going to scream!!!!

–Jonathan Caswell

BEHIND THAT DOOR…?

BEHIND THAT DOOR…?

On rounds he has a fear,

One door from which may appear…

Out of the dark

A skunk on a lark,

Who may not want him right there.

The outer door’s often open,

When the chiller machinery’s groping…

For every last breath

Of coolness til death,

In warm weather, screams like it’s choking.

I once saw a pigeon in there,

Staggering in despair…

Because of that sound

It seemed death-bound,

I imagine it was really scared!

So unless skunks wear ear plugs,

I’m not likely to meet one who shrugs…

Off all that noise

With regal skunk poise,

He’d rather dig for grubs and bugs!

–Jonathan Caswell