ELECTION DAY IS COMING
(Parody words to the tune of “Christmas is Coming”)
ELECTION DAY IS COMING
The votes will be cast soon,
Will each candidate face each other at High Noon…
If you haven’t got the popular
The electoral college will do,
If you haven’t the electoral college…
This year you are through!
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Lots of local issues, in every town,
Can’t stand the Warren—vote for Brown*—
If you don’t have what’s popular
The Party line will do,
If you can’t take the Party line
Then too bad for you!
—Jonathan Caswell
*Elizabeth Warren and Senator Scott Brown are running against each other in Massachusetts for the Federal Senate seat Scott Brown won last time.