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SILLY SAYINGS OF A SAGE

SILLY SAYINGS OF A SAGE

A shaky hand spills to the floor,

Stuff over-filled before…

Purpose of a cup,

To drink up,

And not to mop the floor!

–Jonathan Caswell

(The sage ran out of things to say!)

WHEN THE HAND SHAKES…

WHEN THE HAND SHAKES…

Eating salad and such,

He never gets very much…

When his hand shakes

The effort takes

Too long with a delicate touch.

Much better to use a spoon,

That scoop end is a boon…

When his hand shakes

The food just quakes

And he finishes real soon!

–Jonathan Caswell

DONE SHOOK UP.

DONE SHOOK UP.

The guy had to quit the military*

‘Cause the soldiers of his aim were wary…

His shaky hands

Irrigated lands

With bullets–extraordinary!

–Jonathan Caswell

* A fictional account of a condition that I happen to have…but never served in the military myself.