The latest in unsafe conditions,
Give shins and ankles grave suspicions…
A short glass table
That folks are unable
To see makes walking unstable.
Rather than turn on a light
This man thinks it is all right…
To let it pass,
Smashing plate glass,
Complainig the table needs a light!
Or move the whole thing,
In pain they manage to sing…
The wall motion switch
Has too slow a twitch
To avoid that glass edge hitting!