SILENT BUT DEADLY

SILENT BUT DEADLY

(In honor of Queen Penelope and her blog….catfromhell.wordpress.com)

–

If you’re going to talk about that,

I remember our old Puss Cat…

Who’d silently let

A big one that

In two seconds KNOCKED US FLAT!!!!

🙂

–Jonathan Caswell

TWO-LEGGED SKUNKS

TWO-LEGGED SKUNKS

Look out for surprises in trunks,

I’m talking ’bout two-legged skunks…

Some silently pass

Very stinky gas,

While some sound like elephants with trunks!

—Jonathan Caswell

(www.gameplanafrica)