SILENT BUT DEADLY
(In honor of Queen Penelope and her blog….catfromhell.wordpress.com)
If you’re going to talk about that,
I remember our old Puss Cat…
Who’d silently let
A big one that
In two seconds KNOCKED US FLAT!!!!
Look out for surprises in trunks,
I’m talking ’bout two-legged skunks…
Some silently pass
Very stinky gas,
While some sound like elephants with trunks!