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IDEAS ESCAPING

IDEAS ESCAPING

When no one is around,

I hear a hissing sound…

Something’s amiss

When I hear this hiss,

And writer’s block brings me down!

I tried a plug in my head,

The flow of ideas went dead…

I do believe

To receive,

Must transfer ideas well read!

–Jonathan Caswell

**”The elephant and the monk,

“Who sat on the elephant’s trunk…

“The elephant sneezed

“And fell on his knees,

“But what became of the monk?”**

–a portion ofย a children’s. song known as THE ANIMAL FAIR**

“OSCAR MEYER” LYRICS

“OSCAR MEYER” LYRICS

(That’s the tune–these are new words!)

Oh, I wish I had a cable-knit sweater…

That is what I’d truly like toย wear (to wear)!

‘Cause if I had a cable-knit sweater,

I could warm up all of my chest hair!ย  ๐Ÿ™‚

–Jonathan Caswell