THAT LIMERICK BEAST

THAT LIMERICK BEAST

Limericks tend to be pithy

In subjects somewhat iffy…

If this offends

Before this ends

I’ll have one more in a jiffy!

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Sarcasm, satire and jest

Suit the limerick best…

If ya can’t take a joke

Then be a good bloke

And pass it on to the rest.

–Jonathan Caswell

LAYING DOWN LIMERICKS

LAYING DOWN LIMERICKS

Might not be as good as all that,

But limericks emphasize “twat”…

The juicier kind

Come to mind,

I used to give them a shot.

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Red-faced I often was,

By the subject of which, because…

Mentioning “Twat”

Generally caught

Me up in a fanciful buzz.

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So I will not be caught,

Mentioning the “twat”…

Laying down lines

Of non-sexual kinds,

And fashioning cleaner plots!

–Jonathan Caswell

NOTE:  I will not define “twat”, but those who are really curious may go to limericks.org and be  illuminated, if you wish. 🙂