SIMPLE SEWING SAYS
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My wife often will say
She’d make that dress right away…
If her sewing machine
Were set up, she means,
And I’ll softly “okay.”
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I seem inadequate
Her wishes to do and get…
Things ready for her
to begin the whir
And start in with a project.
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I wish someone else would come,
Getting the machine to hum…
So she can start
Without this old fart
Continuing to be a bum!
–Jonathan Caswell