Tag Archives: something different!

HEAR ABOUT THE PORTRAIT PAINTER?

The painter did his best,

But when it came to her chest…

The breasts painted

She wasn’t acquainted

With as well as the rest!

Her “mashed potato” style,

Were painted in push-up bra style…

Pointy and small

Not like her at all,

It caused her fiance smiles.

–Jonathan Caswell

ODD ORNAMENTALS

Have you seen a bush on a stick,

It looks like it all was done quick…

Half- tree–half-bush

A nursery pushed,

For something new that’ll click!

Some resemble topiary

Bushes extraordinary…

Or a bouquet of flowers–

Must take hours–

Grating it all so merrily!

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–Jonathan Caswell

)Image from Google…Ornamentals for Landscaping)