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TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING

“TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING…”

He bought himself a large coffee

That lasted until ten o’clock…

He wanted to get another

But thought it wiser to stop.

He switched to crushed ice and water

In the same coffee jug…

A lazy rinse-out he bartered

For one less stain on the rug.

With coffee as a diuretic,

Needed fluids need replacing…

With him a diabetic

Treats he needed more spacing.

The pundits all agree

That too much of a good thing…

Dries the pockets and puts out of reach

The good life PACKED WITH ZING!

–Jonathan Caswell