The church-going member got nervous,
He missed the nine thirty service…
He’d overslept
And hadn’t kept,
Track of Saturday–mind impervious!
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First Sunday, this schedule,
He doubts the pews were full…
But he agrees
He accompanies
The singing when there’s no guitar girl!
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Planning special effort,
An earlier bedtime most definite…
For blessings sublime
He ll get there on time,
His passages cleared of expectorant!
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–Jonathan Caswell