SILLY RHYME TO STAY AWAKE BY
Working on little sleep time,
Nodding off at work is not fine…
If I had a piece
Of candy at least
I’d stoke things up to run the line.
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If I couldn’t find me a Glock,
I’d have to rely on Spock…
His Vulcan mind-meld
Often has felled
The meanest of villainy’s stock!
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On this desk, some “ROLLO” candy,
Would have been eaten grandly…
This diabetic
Thinks it copacetic,
To shuffle like Raggedy Ann and Andy.
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Alas, the end is no nearer,
A few precious minutes clearer…
Digging up lines
For stanzas takes time,
And the wish for some becomes dearer.
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I spent all our money today
On gasoline but that’s okay…
My driver’s license is renewed,
The optometrist viewed
My eyes and let me play!
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We are getting hungry too,
There’s not in the larder to view…
But Lise Ledoux
(An angel, too!)
Gave us bread loaves, not a few!!!
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We’re discouraged from more than one hug,
Or hugs so long we stick to the rug…
Lise is the kind
I could hug all the time,
But then risk romantic “tugs.”
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I found the “ROLLO” wrapper
In the basket, shining so dapper…
The good stuff is gone,
Which never takes long
For a bite-sized piece it’s a snapper.
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Thank God for generous friends
When the paycheck quickly ends…
Leaving little-to-nothing
For face stuffing,
Or the other things we need to attend.
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This man just turned fifty-six
But at times feels between and betwixt…
Boyish jealousy
(Why doesn’t she hug ME!!)
And maturity you thought was fixed. 🙂
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I’ll take a moment so far
To lug all this nice bread to the car…
Then won’t be surprised
By eager fruit flies,
Who wish clean food conditions to mar.
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One more hour until Stevie arrives,
Amazing how time affects lives…
If I don’t end soon
I’ll be writing ’till next moon,
And any attempt to publish this dies.
–Jonathan Caswell
(YAWN!!!!!)
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