Pasta with home-baked beans,
A way to combine proteins…
Producing less gas
The combined repast,
All he needs is to eat more greens!
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He went too fast in food stoking,
Stopping for a fit of choking…
Must better chew
His food or it’s true,
He’ll require some life-saving poking!
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If one is deceased and they ask it,
What made him choke his last fit…
Pasta and beans
Were the fatal means,
With which he was put in a casket!
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–J.E.C.
🙂
By the Mighty Mumford 