Tag Archives: stomach troubles

TANK–TONER CARTRIDGE–CUP

TANK–TONER CARTRIDGE–CUP

He said too much gave him trouble,

When he tried to drink more than double…

This coffee machine’s

Liquid “toner” being,

Conducive to stomach gas bubbles!

–Jonathan Caswell

THE TUMMY KNOWS!

THE TUMMY KNOWS!

I hate to waste leftover soup like this

But it saves me having to eat,

Chicken soup with peppers,

Pimento in with the meat…

My stomach just can’t handle

This kind of flavoring mash,

My wife can’t eat it either–

So it all goes into the trash!

–Jonathan Caswell