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DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?

DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?

The Missus caught him slick,

Suggesting a fine picnic…

Sores on his foot

Made swimming no good,

‘Though she thought of walking in quick.

They’ll get a sandwich or two

with cottage cheese to smooth…

Out the upset

They expected to get

When fireworks goes BOOM!!!!

–Jonathan Caswell

BLACK OLIVES IN…?

BLACK OLIVES…IN…?

Black olives came in his salad,

The taste upset his palette…

His boss might them wish,

So in his candy dish

Went polives…and the end of this ballad!

–Jonathan Caswell