ARE THERE DINOSAURS IN THOSE BUSHES?

A recurring horrible dream,

When he was younger, esteemed…

Low bush blueberries

In the forest scary,

SNAPPING TURTLES—he screamed!

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–J.E.C.

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HOPE THE SKUNK’S SURPRISED!

HOPE THE SKUNK’S SURPRISED!

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Out the door went two guys,

Who claimed they wanted to find…

Themselves a skunk,

Put him in a trunk

And give to a neighbor—SURPRISE!

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–Jonathan Caswell

SLEEP “TEXTING”

SLEEP “TEXTING”

Some folks in trouble deep,

Because they text in their sleep…

Also a few

Change channels too,

On TV–is that finger creep?

–Jonathan Caswell

SUDDEN SNOW

SUDDEN SNOW

(“Animal Crackers in My Soup” tune)

 

After rush hour’s almost past

We encounter arctic blast…

A few light flurries then driving snow,

New England’s used to this I know.

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Traded soup for coconut juice

Putting fluids to good use..

Irrigating is the key

Keeping this guard sleek and healthy!

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Nothing in forecast said this soon

Most said midnight, not afternoon…

Boston channels oft ignore

Anything west of their back door.

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Good thing I’ve got a shorter shift

Going home with a tail wind lift…

Not supposed to last very long at all,

Just another surprise winter squall!

 

–Jonathan Caswell