Tag Archives: surprise

ARE THERE DINOSAURS IN THOSE BUSHES?

A recurring horrible dream,

When he was younger, esteemed…

Low bush blueberries

In the forest scary,

SNAPPING TURTLES—he screamed!

–J.E.C.

HOPE THE SKUNK’S SURPRISED!

HOPE THE SKUNK’S SURPRISED!

Out the door went two guys,

Who claimed they wanted to find…

Themselves a skunk,

Put him in a trunk

And give to a neighbor—SURPRISE!

–Jonathan Caswell

SLEEP “TEXTING”

SLEEP “TEXTING”

Some folks in trouble deep,

Because they text in their sleep…

Also a few

Change channels too,

On TV–is that finger creep?

–Jonathan Caswell

SUDDEN SNOW

SUDDEN SNOW

(“Animal Crackers in My Soup” tune)

 

After rush hour’s almost past

We encounter arctic blast…

A few light flurries then driving snow,

New England’s used to this I know.

Traded soup for coconut juice

Putting fluids to good use..

Irrigating is the key

Keeping this guard sleek and healthy!

Nothing in forecast said this soon

Most said midnight, not afternoon…

Boston channels oft ignore

Anything west of their back door.

Good thing I’ve got a shorter shift

Going home with a tail wind lift…

Not supposed to last very long at all,

Just another surprise winter squall!

 

–Jonathan Caswell