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AMERICAN FLAG DAY—JUNE 14TH, 2015

AMERICAN FLAG DAY–JUNE 14TH, 2015

Flag Day is today—

Have you put on your display?

In the window is cute

But a bathing suit

Let’s all the guys “HOORAY!”

Em bodied American pride

Is best when it is eyed…

In the breeze

Waving with ease,

Leaves some of us tongue-tied.

A new handkerchief of the flag

I have, not for a snot rag…

At least not today

Lest someone should say

I belong in a well-tied bag!

So much of this country has crocked,

But immigrants here still stop

Frantic rowing–

We’re the best thing going–

Even though our own people have mocked!

Put out our Grand Old Flag–

NOT in a garbage bag–

Fly it proudly

Maybe we’ll see

Our reversing fortunes un-sag.

–Jonathan Caswell

BATHING IN LIMERICKS

BATHING IN LIMERICKS

He saw her new bathing suit,

Those colors looked like a hoot…

But became aware

That he was bare,

He suddenly had to scoot!

Certain women have “better” curves,

Just something that man observes…

But dis his Mom

And you’re pounced upon,

Her embraces comfort his nerves.

Women must not compare

Themselves with pictures there…

Big or little breasts

It’s character tests

Forming women beyond compare!

Bikinis are popular now,

But one-pieces make me go WOW!…

Mystery enhances

The best of romances,

To which I’d respond, AND HOW!

Swimsuits during winter scenes,

Warm up before seeing greens…

A chance to WHA-HOO!

(If your wife’s in it too?)

Sure beats pants with snow in the seams!

Swimsuits for men–who cares?

Like patterned shorts or underwear…

My last SPEEDO, though

Cast a wicked shadow–

It’s too small and can’t be repaired!

Tankinis might be my favorite,

Hiding just enough as considerate…

Too much bare skin

And interest wears thin,

I’d better not try to belabor it!

–Jonathan Caswell

LATE SUMMER CROP

LATE SUMMER CROP

Cherry tomatoes turning red

Cucumbers dried up all…

Our whiskey barrel’s season is through,

But marigolds are standing tall.

The vines are dried-up memories,

As are the bumper crops…

Just a few more weeks of temperatures

For swimsuits and flip-flops!

–Jonathan Caswell

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