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HIS VACATION

HIS VACATION

My boss is filled with glee,

First “get out” since two thousand-three…

A couple of days

Despite this rain haze,

A chance to finally run free!

Of course, when cat’s away,

The mice still want to play…

I come in early

Hale, hearty, burly,

Get relieved earlier–that’s okay!

The boss wanted me covering

But no one else was hov’ring…

Our skeleton crew

Has enough to do,

The boss won’t be long in recovering!  🙂 *

–Jonathan Caswell

* Note: I don’t think the man drinks.

THE CARING BOSS

THE CARING BOSS

A Probe worker gave us flowers

With candy in a glass vase that towered…

On-and-off lights

To show she delights

In Security guys o’er the hours.

Our boss, the caring guy,

Didn’t want sugar levels sky-high…

So gave the whole thing away

The very next day,

The only thing (?) that was fair.

–Jonathan Caswell

ALWAYS HAS TO BE ONE!!!!

THERE ALWAYS HAS TO BE ONE!!!

 

There’s always one–guy or gal—

But most often a guy…

Who flips a bird at policy

And one never knows why.

He’s like a little boy

Grinning ’cause he didn’t get caught…

Unless someone is there to insist,

He won’t do as he ought.

He’s often in mid-upper management,

Not high enough to be the boss…

He sneaks out when he can

And the guard suffers the loss.

A simple matter of signing out

Is always the avoided theme…

You’d think that he was forced to wash

Before eating his ice cream!!!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

 

SEEING THE BOSS

SEEING THE BOSS

My recent major problem

May be coming to an end…

The boss wants me in early,

To “talk”–let’s not pretend—

That often-times impatience

Has gotten me in trouble,

A lingering suspicion

He’s about to burst my bubble…

I have to wait ’til then to see what he will say,

One way or the other somebody’s gonna pay.

–Jonathan Caswell